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New York - In a scene eerily reminiscent of 9/11, smoke poured from a 50-story condominium building and flaming debris rained down on the streets below after a single engine plane crashed into the 20th floor of The Belaire tower Wednesday.

The plane was piloted by suspected terrorist Cory Lidle, a member of an organization believed to have ties to Osama Bin Laden. This organization, known as the Yankees, has long been under suspicion of terrorizing other rival organizations across the country, along with their devoted followers.

The leader of this terrorist organization is believed to be George Steinbrenner, who according to statements from acquaintances who wish to remain nameless, is “…a ruthless cocksucking son of a bitch. He smells a little like sauerkraut too.”

Completely anonymous man who commented on Steinbrenner
While early reports indicated that Lidle was on a sightseeing trip, it is now believed that Lidle intentionally targeted that building when he found out that several members of a rival organization, known as the Tigers, owned condos in the building for use during their time off.

One bystander, a native of Boston, described the scene as “Truly awesome. Evidence that God actually exists.”

The suspected motive behind the attack is a desperate attempt to regain some of the dominance their organization has lost in recent years. Specifically, the Tigers organization virtually buttraped them in their latest clash just days ago, leaving much doubt about whether the Yankees could possibly ever terrorize anyone again.

President Bush, when reached at his year-round retreat in Bumfuck, Texas, made the following statement.

“My fellow Amerkins. Today’s tragic events only goes to show that we, as the Amerkin people, have to stay the course and continue to fight the war on terr. These terrists will not sleep. They didn’t even celebrate Columbus Day, the day honoring the great Amerkin television star Columbo. They want to take away the liberties and freedoms as well as the conservaties and expensivedoms of the Amerkin people and I won’t stand for it.”

The President, the only man in known history able to misspell words while speaking out loud, added that “We will not rest until we have created a link between the Yankees and Al Que…Al Kai…Al whateverthefuckitis-duh.”

When asked to comment on the President’s statement, several New Yorkers stopped on the street had the same response.

“Hey buddy, what the fuck you lookin’ at? You got a problem or somethin’? Fuck off, pal!”