mynutsitch.com

I wasn’t planning on blogging again so soon but two things happened:

1. I realized that last blog was stupid. Kinda neat, sure…but it was one of those “everyday life” blogs completely devoid of anything resembling substance. 90% of bloggers pollute the interweb with that crap that nobody really cares about, making it harder to find the decent shit worth reading.

2. I think I found “The One”.

Yep. And I’m not even joking. She’s damn near perfect.

First off, she’s “unused goods” (yeah, you know what I mean).

Not only that, but she’s ALWAYS good to go. Whenever I want, with no signs of slowing down. Give me 10 seconds and I can have her completely gushing wet…and that’s no joke. The sheets ARE the wet spot when she’s done.

Plus, she likes it dirty. It’s like she was programmed that way or something…the dirtier the better. Drop a gigantic load in her or even ON her? There’s no complaining…there’s no groaning or squealing…just sits there and begs for more.

If that wasn’t good enough, she keeps quiet and knows her place. If I have company over they won’t even know she’s there.

Sure, she’s a little on the heavy side (about 200 lbs) but she’s got a gorgeous face, so I can deal with that.

So I’m going to go pick her up on Sunday and she’s moving in with me. Now if I could only teach her how to cook…

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Fuckin perverts.

I need to figure out how to sleep at night.