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Well, do you?

I don’t personally but I know a few people who absolutely HATE clowns and I’m pretty sure it’s not that uncommon.

I was listening to the radio on my way home from doing something yesterday and a song from back in the good ol’ days came on. I was tapping my feet and belting it out (much to the amusement of the people who could see my face, and much less to the amusement of the guy behind me who saw my brake lights’ response to my tapping foot), and then my brain did something funny.

It got all sick and twisted on me.

And thus, a new song was born.

Sung to the tune of “Comedown” by Bush. Here’s the video if you want to sing along.

Painted face
Looks so wrong
I should shove a knife in your eyes
Save the day
Enjoy your pain
While you lie there in your own pissBig red nose
blood will spill
Scaring me with that rainbow ‘do
What possessed you
To wear those shoes
I’m gonna kill you, clown

‘Cause I wanna punch that clown in his mouth
I’m going to take my time and make that fucker bleed, yeah
I sure wanna punch that clown in his mouth
I’m going to take my, take my time

I won’t refrain
Just pure pain
When you beg I draw more strength
I’ll break your arms
To watch you cry
On your knees you demon child

Look in my eyes
You have no future
Just a stupid
Freak of nature
Nothing you can say, you can do
Cause I’m gonna kill you clown

I sure wanna punch that clown in his mouth
I’m going to take my time and make that fucker bleed, yeah yeah yeah

I sure wanna punch that clown in his mouth
I’m going to take my, take my time

Get up, get up, get up don’t die

Painted face
Looked so wrong
I shoved that knife right in your eye
Saved the day
Enjoyed your pain
While you laid there in your piss

Big red nose
Blood did spill
You scared me with that rainbow ‘do
What possessed you
To wear those shoes
It’s why I killed you clown

Cause I wanted to punch that clown in his mouth
Wanted to take my time and make that fucker bleed, yeah yeah yeah

Wanted to punch that clown in his mouth
Wanted to take my take my time

Why did you (9x)
Dumb clown

Wanted to punch that clown in his mouth
His mouth (8x)