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Actually, yes I would.

I couldn’t sleep and I had a song stuck in my head. A classic song. One that everyone knows.

A perfect candidate for lyrical desecration.

I’m pretty sure Eric Clapton wouldn’t approve, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Tears in heaven will never be the same.

Click play on the video and sing along!

You shouldn’t pick a name
Please just have an abortion
No need to feel ashamed
Please just have the abortion
I just can’t fund
Another one
‘Cause Lord knows
Adulthood blows
Choose abortion

I’ll even hold your hand
While you have the abortion
Take you to Disneyland
If you have that abortion
I’ll wrap my dong
From now on
‘Cause there’s not doubt
That I’m stressed out
Choose abortion

Bitch I’ll beat you down
I’ll pry apart your knees
I’ll stab you in the gut
And laugh as you bleed
As you bleed…

Walk through that door
You little whore
Then I’ll go
To the store
And buy condoms

See, life’s not so bad
Now that you’ve had the abortion
But please don’t tell your dad
That you had an abortion
‘Cause we both know
You’re only twelve
And God knows
That I’d be hosed
Thanks abortion