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Well, do you?

I don’t personally but I know a few people who absolutely HATE clowns and I’m pretty sure it’s not that uncommon.

I was listening to the radio on my way home from doing something yesterday and a song from back in the good ol’ days came on. I was tapping my feet and belting it out (much to the amusement of the people who could see my face, and much less to the amusement of the guy behind me who saw my brake lights’ response to my tapping foot), and then my brain did something funny.

It got all sick and twisted on me.

And thus, a new song was born. Read the rest of this entry »

Actually, yes I would.

I couldn’t sleep and I had a song stuck in my head. A classic song. One that everyone knows.

A perfect candidate for lyrical desecration.

I’m pretty sure Eric Clapton wouldn’t approve, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Tears in heaven will never be the same. Read the rest of this entry »

I love music. Good music. Crappy music makes me want to vomit.

My old roommate Rob and I used to have a blast making up alternate (read: better) lyrics to songs when we used to live together. I decided that might be kinda fun, so I tried thinking of a crappy song I could thoroughly defile.

Ahh….James Blunt’s ‘You’re Beautiful’….doesn’t get much worse than that. In fact, I dare say that my version is quite a bit better (although probably not suited for being played over and over and over and over and over on the radio…)

The only downside to sitting down and writing alternate lyrics to crappy songs is that NOW I HAVE THAT FUCKING SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD….

Anyway…this is what happens when I’m bored at work on a Tuesday morning. Read the rest of this entry »