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Apparently being in prison in the Philippines is FUCKING AWESOME.

Just in case you didn’t already know.

So, naturally, people had to intervene. (A love story)

If this is really a big part of their vacation preparation, they may want to reconsider their destination. Just sayin’.

This is just too cool.

Someday they will kill him in his sleep.

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

I swear, people…we’re not all retards here in Portland.

Uh…maybe we should have thought this through.

This is why you should not plan on dressing up in a blue gorilla costume if you are a midget. It is a scientifically accepted fact that tiny blue gorillas invoke feelings of extreme rage in many ‘roided up tight-wearing freaks.