I think I’ve finally lost my damn mind

11 13 2006

A couple weeks ago I saw a UFO.  No joke.

I’ve been trying to make sense of it in my normally rather logical and scientific brain but it just isn’t working.  I just can’t think of any logical explanation for a shiny object (roughly the size of a van) hovering in midair for several seconds, suddenly accelerating to a ridiculous rate of speed (traveled probably 1000 feet in less than a second), and then disappearing into thin air.  Read the rest of this entry »

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I haven’t seen my balls since Saturday

11 8 2006

A few weeks ago a car-full of girls in their late teens (I think…it’s really damn hard to tell sometimes) pulled up next to me at a red light and were waving, giggling, saying “hi” and just generally being retarded teenage girls. I just smiled and sort of half-waved, not sure exactly how to react.

Have I ever mentioned I’m socially retarded? Read the rest of this entry »

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