My sister gave me the most awesome Christmas gift ever. I apologize for not blogging about my Christmas adventures yet (oh, and there’s some good stuff) but that took a back seat to preparing for this.
And by “this” I mean my trip to outer space.
The final frontier.
Where no asstronaut has gone before.
Yes…I spelled it that way on purpose. Read the rest of this entry »
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I don’t personally but I know a few people who absolutely HATE clowns and I’m pretty sure it’s not that uncommon.
I was listening to the radio on my way home from doing something yesterday and a song from back in the good ol’ days came on. I was tapping my feet and belting it out (much to the amusement of the people who could see my face, and much less to the amusement of the guy behind me who saw my brake lights’ response to my tapping foot), and then my brain did something funny.
It got all sick and twisted on me.
And thus, a new song was born. Read the rest of this entry »
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...As promised, this is the first in a series of stories that came from my time spent at Oregon State University. This is a bit different than my usual style and ended up being quite long (as I’m sure you’ve noticed), but I promise it’s worth the read. Read the rest of this entry »
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That’s how much I spent after deciding to return that retardedly expensive $440 vacuum.
On what, you ask?
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