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Ahhh…college.

So many good memories.  Mostly because I never went to class.

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It turns out I think I might be a little rusty with the whole girl thing.

I guess it has been a while, I guess I just didn’t realize that my technique was quite this far out of date.

Me: Will you be my bestest friend? [ ] Yes [ ] No
Mystery Girl: [ XXXXX ] Yes [ ] No
Me:
Me: that makes me the most happiest guy in the history of ever

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My balls are in heaven right now.  It is like ten thousand tiny little leprechauns are down there massaging my sack with the skill and precision that only comes from having spent years in an Asian massage parlor in the seedy part of town. Read the rest of this entry »

I mean, seriously.  What’s wrong with it? Read the rest of this entry »