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Someday they will kill him in his sleep.

Apparently it’s a bad idea to shoot .50 caliber guns at metal objects. If you do, however, it is an excellent idea to have a friend videotape the whole thing.

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

I swear, people…we’re not all retards here in Portland.

Uh…maybe we should have thought this through.

This is why you should not plan on dressing up in a blue gorilla costume if you are a midget. It is a scientifically accepted fact that tiny blue gorillas invoke feelings of extreme rage in many ‘roided up tight-wearing freaks.

I bet their mothers are proud.

Magic is awesome.

Lasers are awesome.

Combined? Unprecedented levels of awesome.

Yes, I’m aware that nearly everyone on the planet has seen this.

I’m also aware that it doesn’t matter. This shit just doesn’t get old.

Especially face rape.