Birthday boners: a surprise surprise party

08 20 2007

I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to have a birthday pass without some sort of interesting story attached.

My plan:  Take Thursday (my birthday) and Friday off and do absolutely nothing.  Just relax.  Listen to some music, watch a movie or two, and just be lazy until Sunday when I’d get together for a meal with the family.

What actually happened:  Not really that.

Well, sorta that.  With a little extra “people breaking into my house” action.  And boners.

Yes, I’m about to explain.  Calm down.
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My take on religion

08 13 2007

Ah, religion. A subject almost everyone has a fairly solid opinion on.

Including me.

*Warning* This blog is not suitable for viewing at work. Or at church.

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An open letter to pilots

08 11 2007

Dear pilots,

Please don’t crash into my house. That wouldn’t be very nice.

Thank you,

Cavepimp

PS…if you’re reading this while flying please stop and focus on not crashing.

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Mario: Frustration

08 8 2007

This series is long but pretty damn funny

Imagining a coked up Christopher Walken playing in his boxers at 3 in the morning makes it funnier.

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“Talk to me”

08 8 2007

Stephen Lynch off his DVD “Live at the El Rey”.

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Special Olympics

08 8 2007

I’ll see you all in hell.

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Goooooo, gerbil go!

08 8 2007

Stephen Lynch is the shit.

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Dick will make you slap somebody

08 8 2007

Peenus power!

I think mine might be defective. :(

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Stealin’ the show

08 8 2007

Unintentional comedy at its best…

And if that wasn’t enough for you…

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Ahh…sibling love

08 8 2007

I think it may be physically impossible not to laugh at this.

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