I’m surrounded by assholes
09 11 2007I really hate people.
Not like it’s a big secret or anything. Hell, I spend the vast majority of my day trying to minimize my contact with other people. If I didn’t you’d probably see a breaking news story on the 5 o’clock news about some crazy guy that went on a face-punching spree and the ensuing standoff where he is now holed up in a dollar store threatening to repeatedly punch some white-trash baby. (You know…because babies are fucking assholes.)
I can’t help it. Everyone is just so damn annoying.
Take my neighbors, for example.
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